What’s going on over there?

Posted in Voicemail | 19 February 2009 | by D/C

Drunk dialing D/C.

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Rose Langford

Posted in Voicemail | 18 February 2009 | by D/C

Dunning Duncan/Channon.

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Hello, Viva

Posted in Voicemail | 18 February 2009 | by D/C

Searching for Viva.

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That’s English

Posted in Voicemail | 18 February 2009 | by D/C

What at first might seem to be an alien tongue is revealed to be just that, but in English.

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National TV

Posted in Voicemail | 18 February 2009 | by D/C

Well, we did cut this one short because she went on for another five minutes.

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Booty

Posted in Voicemail | 18 February 2009 | by D/C

Greatest gift ever from the comedy gods.

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Listen to the audio before you read this attempt at explanation:
Near as we can figure, a guy gave her a fake number some time over the course of a steamy romantic evening. But the number was either a random creation or a number he had on a card in his pocket — which would mean he somehow knew us. Anyway, when she woke up to discover loverboy was gone, she called the number and got the voicemail, which announced itself as the offices of Duncan/Channon, which she took to be the real first and last names of lover (who no doubt gave her a phony), who she proceeds to excoriate — to delightful effect.

How ya doin’?

Posted in Voicemail | 16 February 2009 | by D/C

Gangster-type just wanted to know.

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Happy Thanksgiving

Posted in Voicemail | 15 February 2009 | by D/C

Speaking of gifts from god.

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