The following are actual voicemail messages retrieved from the main D/C phone line. They are 100% real, all of them. Including the one from “Booty.” As devout believers in comedy, we think they may be gifts from god. We invite you to download them as ringtones. We have.

What’s going on over there?

Posted in Phone phun | 19 February 2009 | by D/C

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Drunk dialing D/C. (Download the mp3.)

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Rose Langford

Posted in Phone phun | 18 February 2009 | by D/C

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Dunning Duncan/Channon. (Download the mp3.)

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Hello, Viva

Posted in Phone phun | 18 February 2009 | by D/C

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Searching for Viva. (Download the mp3.)

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That’s English

Posted in Phone phun | 18 February 2009 | by D/C

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What at first might seem to be an alien tongue is revealed to be just that, but in English. (Download the mp3.)

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National TV

Posted in Phone phun | 18 February 2009 | by D/C

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Well, we did cut this one short because she went on for another five minutes. (Download the mp3.)

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Booty

Posted in Phone phun | 18 February 2009 | by D/C

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Greatest gift ever from the comedy gods. (Download the mp3.)

Listen to the audio before you read this attempt at explanation:
Near as we can figure, a guy gave her a fake number some time over the course of a steamy romantic evening. But the number was either a random creation or a number he had on a card in his pocket – which would mean he somehow knew us. Anyway, when she woke up to discover loverboy was gone, she called the number and got the voicemail, which announced itself as the offices of Duncan/Channon, which she took to be the real first and last names of lover (who no doubt gave her a phony), who she proceeds to excoriate – to delightful effect.