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Alumni news: Colbert Report takes D/C castoff

Posted in Yearbook | 14 May 2009 | by D/C

Is it a measure of how high we’ve risen or how low Colbert has fallen? News arrives today that former Duncan/Channon copywriter, Toby Wexner ( Max Werner, pictured above left), has been hired as a writer for the Colbert Report. (Yeah, we’d never heard of it either.)

Toby/Max was green as a tree frog with swine flu when he arrived at our august institution, straight from four years at some Slacker U. on Harvard Square. D/C-style tough love helped transform the callow amphibian into a prince of an advertising scribe, yet a mere five years later he was told, in no uncertain terms, to get out and stay out. Well, after he announced he was going to Hollywood to be a screenwriter (good luck with that!).

So today’s Alumni News is offered as a cautionary tale. After all, you wouldn’t want to wind up like Toby: national TV, fancy NY crib, big salary, famous friends, and all the nose candy you can hoover. Sucks.

Update 17 June: Two days into the job and he’s already on camera.

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2 responses to “Alumni news: Colbert Report takes D/C castoff”

  1. [...] same day news arrives about Toby getting hired by some TV show called the Colbert Report (see previous post) comes news that Ian “Sausage” Dailey (above left and right, second from right), [...]

  2. [...] that Mr. Werner is a former copywriter for Duncan/Channon, who had this to say about him: Alumni news: Colbert Report takes D/C castoff Posted in News, Yearbook | 14 May 2009 | by [...]


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